Deploy absurdly long email signatures across your entire organization. Because if one person's signature is 847 pixels, imagine what 500 can do.
Everything your IT team didn't ask for but is about to receive.
Push maximalist signatures to every employee simultaneously. No opt-out. No escape. HR has been notified (they're fine with it, probably).
Ensure every employee's signature uses the same conference banner, the same fake case study, and the same inspirational quote. Consistency is key to confusion.
Track how many recipients scroll past your signature. Measure "signature engagement rate." Create dashboards nobody asked for. Present them at all-hands.
Test whether "Move fast and break things" converts better than "Culture eats strategy for breakfast." Finally, data-driven inspiration.
C-suite gets IPO countdown + revenue counter. Sales gets case studies + book-a-meeting. Interns get a fax number and a dream.
Our AI selects the most contextually inappropriate inspirational quote for each email. Sending a termination notice? "The only way to do great work is to love what you do." Perfect.
Automatically scan competitor email signatures and ensure yours is at least 20% longer. If they add a podcast, you add a podcast AND a YouTube video.
Auto-translate your inspirational quotes into 47 languages. Your horoscope adapts to the recipient's time zone. The fax number remains American because fax is universal.
Your absurdly long signatures deserve enterprise-grade protection.
*We know what those words mean. Our auditor is Dave from marketing. He gave us a thumbs up.
We're based in California so technically this doesn't apply, but we put it on the website anyway because it looks professional.
Not relevant to email signatures whatsoever. But if a hospital wants to deploy fax numbers across their org, we're here for it.
Your pet's name is encrypted at rest and in transit. No one can steal Biscuit's identity on our watch.
Your signature will always be there. Every email. Every time. There is no off switch. This is a feature.
We support every enterprise acronym. Even the ones we made up. Especially the ones we made up.
"We deployed SignatureMaxx across 2,000 employees. Our email deliverability dropped 40% because signatures kept triggering spam filters. Worth it."
"The A/B testing feature revealed that 'Culture eats strategy for breakfast' outperformed 'Move fast and break things' by 0.02%. We restructured the entire brand around this insight."
"Our legal team asked us to remove the fake SOC 2 badge. We told them it was a 'design element.' They stopped asking."
"I'm an intern and my signature has a fax number, an IPO countdown, and a marathon badge. I've never run a marathon. I feel unstoppable."
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